1/1/2024 0 Comments Magic sword band game grumps![]() The Old Man, confused, ends with, "So is that a no on the handjob?" The Old Man once again shows up out of nowhere to offer Link his "weapon" again, but Link angrily interrupts him and shouts exasperatedly. Link tries warping again, but ends up in Raccoon City from Resident Evil. Link again refuses, despite the Old Man's persuasions. The Old Man finds Link again, and offers his "weapon" again. Link realizes this in time, but the Old Man is still insistent for Link to "grab his destiny." Link leaves in disgust, and accidentally warps with his ocarina to Liberty City from Grand Theft Auto. An Old Man from a cave offers him a weapon to help him out, but it's really his penis painted to look like a sword. Link starts a quest to save Princess Zelda from Ganondorf. It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it I'm not gonna spppplhhh- NOOOOOOOO! You come out here, telling me you've got a wee wee weapon. NO! FUCK YOU! I'm not giving you a- I'm not touching your- STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE! You're in raccoon city, it's a zombie abyss. I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late. I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits. So why don't you try to come grab, my inflatable poo jabber? If you see the princess Zelda well, you know you're gonna grab her. Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm NOT into men.ĭon't be that way bitch. This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits. I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do. Something in my ocarina must've gone and malfunctioned. I'm at the corner of dead cop and prostitute junction, This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty. Wait this isn't Ganon's lair I'm in liberty city. I gotta save the princess Zelda in this chilled out groove. This is a great chance to fondle scrotum that you're blowing! Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. Though I've never seen a sword, quite that shape or size.Oh god that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise. I can always count on you for help and friendly advice. Oh thanks old man, that is really very nice. You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess.īut you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss. I see that you're embarking on another epic quest, I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam. My name is Link y'all, I'm straight out of Hyrule.īeen on the force of good since 1986, old school. It features Arin as the voice of Link and Danny as the voice of the Old Man. "It's Dangerous to Go Alone" is the fourth track from the album Starbomb. BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C - Starbomb
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